Talk about hey now, hey now hey now

jaredtorres-robbins:

I’m sorry.

No, you’re not and I don’t want to hear how “sorry” you are.

Talk about hey now, hey now hey now

jaredtorres-robbins:

I don’t understand why you’re dating her.

Um because she’s my best friend and I love her more than anything. So back off.

Talk about hey now, hey now hey now

jaredtorres-robbins:

That’s if they legalize gay marriage here, princess.

Woah, woah, woah, don’t talk to her like that, douche.

I got a C+ on my math test!

hayley-sheps:

That’s better than last weeks test!

That’s fantastic, I’m so proud of you.

Carmen, don’t be mean.

miss-carly-sloan:

No, but picturing my best friends doing it is a bit disturbing.

So is my best friend and my brother.

I miss my cuddles and scissoring.

hayley-sheps:

I won’t. You’re my world.

You’re mine too Hails.

Carmen, don’t be mean.

miss-carly-sloan:

Maybe I’ll rethink things…And while I’m happy for you and Hails…just no.

What? I’m not allowed to talk about my sex life with my girlfriend to my brother?

Ha! Jared isn’t getting any ass!

jaredtorres-robbins:

You should be jealous because it is great

Ha! Jared isn’t getting any ass!

jaredtorres-robbins:

ha.ha.ha

As for me, I’m going to snuggle in my girlfriend’s warm bed and get some ass.

Ha! Jared isn’t getting any ass!

Sucker!