No, you’re not and I don’t want to hear how “sorry” you are.
I don’t understand why you’re dating her.
Um because she’s my best friend and I love her more than anything. So back off.
That’s if they legalize gay marriage here, princess.
Woah, woah, woah, don’t talk to her like that, douche.
That’s better than last weeks test!
That’s fantastic, I’m so proud of you.
No, but picturing my best friends doing it is a bit disturbing.
So is my best friend and my brother.
I won’t. You’re my world.
You’re mine too Hails.
Maybe I’ll rethink things…And while I’m happy for you and Hails…just no.
What? I’m not allowed to talk about my sex life with my girlfriend to my brother?
You should be jealous because it is great
As for me, I’m going to snuggle in my girlfriend’s warm bed
and get some ass.